“Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain” –THE GUARDIAN
“Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags” –THE INDEPENDENT
‘It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to. I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush. The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country we will”.
And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.’
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. – and repeated on Dave.
“Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain” –THE GUARDIAN
“Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags” –THE INDEPENDENT
‘It was 24th June 2016 and I found myself contemplating a supermarket meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to. I had spent so long pondering the EU Referendum result from the day before that I was now in a massive rush. The lad on the till scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought “oh we’ll be alright as a country we will”.
And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.’
As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. – and repeated on Dave.
Show Info
Venue
:
Theatre Royal Margate
Time
:
7:30pm
Price
:
Full Price £15, Restricted View £13, Buy 10 get 11th free (only via the box office by phone/in person), Booking Fee: £2 per ticket
Runtime
:
90 mins plus interval
Age Guidance
:
14+
A consistently strong exposer of bull$h!t and a plain-speaking truth-teller through his entire career
The Guardian
Potent live performer…can nail a nonsense with beautiful economy of words
The Times
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